Recycle Theory

Everyone needs a little lovin every now and then right?

So what should a single girl who doesn't want to be considered "wild, whorish, or promiscuous" do?

Well, that's where the recycle theory comes in!!

The recycle theory is the idea that instead of increasing your "number" you just have fun with someone from the past:

"Recycle Slassy" had been broken up with "long time boyfriend" for a little while and it was her first night in the new house with new roomies.  Off course a girl’s night is in order, so they head uptown. They were at Dixie’s and "Recycle Slassy" spotted a guy she briefly dated in high school.  Needless to say he was super hot and "Recycle Slassy" was super drunk with one thing on her mind, RECYCLE.  Well, "Recycle Slassy" convinces "Recycle man" to come home with her, but when they get home they realize he doesn't have a condom.  "Recycle Slassy" is determined to make this night happen and begs one of the roommates to drive them to the gas station to buy condoms.  Just like any good roommate, she agrees to drive "recycle couple" to the store while laughing the whole way.  Once "recycle couple" get back home they head upstairs and....he can't keep it up!!!!!  At this point "Recycle Slassy" is drunk, disappointed and exhausted, so she decides to pass out.  The next morning, typical hung-over "Recycle Slassy," needs to throw up.  So she sneaks off to the bathroom to puke but when she gets back to the room "homeboy" aka "recycle man" wants to prove he can keep it up.  Of course "Recycle Slassy has to give him one last chance, but remembers "don't let him kiss me!!!!!!"

Now sometimes you can plan a "recycle" but be very cautious that you don’t stir up trouble. But the best way to use the recycle theory is to have an "unexpected recycle" because it's not planned, but when you see the guy, you automatically know your number isn't going to increase if you take him home - this is the best way to use the theory.  The recycle is just about one thing and one thing only:
 

Let the past be the past and tonight be tonight!