Crazy Dates

The craziest thing about dating is that each date is so different from the next. Just when you think you have the game and the dating world figured out someone pulls the rug out from underneath you. Each of us Slassy Ladies has had some very interesting dates, but one tops them all - Match.com guy.

One bored, silly, drunk night two of the Slassy Ladies thought it would funny to join Match.com. Well needless to say it works - you will find a date if you join. Within the first few days of joining, "crazy slassy" had a slew of emails. True to programs promise "crazy slassy" had a date - for the sake of his dignity we are going to call him "internet boy." The two hit it off and were having a blast. The first few dates were awesome, however he had this weird thing about not always paying (first sign that he was weird - don't get me wrong you shouldn't be a moocher - but a true gentleman will pay. You can offer after the first few dates). It wasn't until one Sunday afternoon "internet boy" asked "crazy slassy" to join him and his cousin for Sunday drinks. The three of them were just chilling and enjoying each other’s company until "internet boy" boy left for the bathroom. At that time, "cousin" begin to tell "crazy slassy" how awful "internet boy" was. "Cousin" stated that "internet boy" was a womanizer, cheater, and that he was not a good guy. Well "crazy slassy" was freaked out - why would "internet boy's" cousin bash him? It wasn't until they left the bar that "crazy slassy" figured it out. "Cousin" came up to "crazy slassy" and tried to make out with her. Of course she stopped him and was like "what just happened."

The next morning "crazy slassy" tried to understand why this would have happened. She thought that maybe "cousin" had had just a little too much to drink and didn't know what he was doing. Sadly that was not the case. "Cousin" knew what he had done and asked "crazy slassy" to keep her mouth shut. Lucky for him, "crazy slassy" kept her mouth shut, but needless to say that was the end of "internet boy" and Match.com for that matter.

So don't worry if you have a few bad dates, they make us appreciate the great ones. Just laugh it off with you girls and get ready for the next. Hey, it could be worse!